Please do not confuse the material girl with your run-of-the-mill gold digger. While it remains true that she’s yet another Atlanta woman that you should avoid, the reasoning behind this claim is for an entirely different set of reasons.

As you may recall, Atlanta’s gold diggers will attempt to suck the life force out of any man with a decent credit score.  They meticulously hunt for their prey in environments that are at often times, unsuspecting (e.g Valet parking). They’ve familiarized themselves with all of the different gold digging maneuvers and techniques in an effort to successfully get what they want, which is ultimately not you.

A material girls intention’s however while still financially draining are just a little more innocent.

Material girls are infected with a self inflicting disease called “Shopping Spree” that they’re totally unaware of. Like gold diggers, material girls love wearing designer labels that 85% of the general population can’t afford. They love shopping at Lenox Mall, Phipps Plaza and Atlantic Station for out of season and exclusive, but not discounted items. Unlike the gold digger, material girls don’t care if they obtain their rather expensive wardrobe on their own dime or someone else’s, as long as it’s obtained before it’s marked 40% off and is obtainable by the general public.

Material girls get off on wearing things that others can’t afford or find, even if they themselves end up having to sacrifice. What they fail to realize however is that everything goes on sale at some point and so bad credit scores and chapter 7 bankruptcies are common place in this relationship.

Unless you’re already married to one, you should approach any Atlanta woman holding more than three designer shopping bags simultaneously with caution. You’ll come to find out that she’s most likely a debt consolidation expert who should be avoided.


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